Finally, you made it. I have been waiting for you, and I certainly don't like waiting!

Ready to please your Goddess? If not, well you'd better get ready in a hurry. I don't put up with bullshit losers who waste My time - no matter how much you beg and plead.

How does a worthless piggy like you even begin to make a woman like Me happy? It's easy! Begin with sacrificing your finances, giving all extra cash to the one that deserves it - ME. There are many different ways to do this (via Amazon gift card, tribute gifts through My online store, or sending Me cold, hard cash). But like I said, that's simply the beginning...

I fully expect you to prove your worth, to show how much you fully adore and wish to pamper and spoil Me. Not only when you get your paycheck, either! I have wants and needs, and it's your job as My money slave to make sure I have them. When I am not satisfied, you FAIL.

I have multiple wish lists. I like cash and extreme gifting. I love it when you pay my bills! Make your Princess happy.

Either pay, or go the fuck away.